Who needs a Downtown planetarium when you’ve got County Commission?

Posted By katie allison granju

A novel idea:

The county commission meetings and the regular goings on could be marketed by the chamber as a destination tourist attraction, possibly filling up downtown hotels, downtown restaurants, and filling the coffers of other downtown establishments.

Marketers could sell T-shirts and related accessories, much like the vendors do at DisneyWorld and at NASCAR races. Fans could line up for their University Twit, Lumpy, Tank, Scooby, Pinkster, R. Larry, and all of the related character souveniers. Elvis had gold frames, vendors could sell Mike Hammond silver frames, Mike Lowe toupees, Mike Ragsdale read with me children’s books, and Knox County Sheriff’s department model helicopters and motorcycles.

Feb 18th, 2008

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