“Billie” sure has a lot to say

Posted By katie allison granju

My current favorite poster in the comments section over at the Knoxville News Sentinel is one “Billie,” who has a lot of interesting things to say about, well, about lots of things.

Here’s Billie’s take on the new baby chimp born at the Knoxville Zoo last weekend:

“i dont like to see the chimpdezess becuase of no cloths like a promo movie. If they are in a zoo for people they should wear cloths to keep in the privates. They could wear a boys size of underwears pants and a bra for the girls. it makes me have a sick feeling. can they really talk? Then please tell them they are nudes.”

And here are Billie’s thoughts on the hot political contest between Doug Overbey and Raymond Finney:

“The article discusted about taxes. i agree. Finnley look like a Cornel Saunders from Kentucky frenchfried chickens. That is how i can trust him for a vote–by his face and beard hair it make me think of an honest grandpa. He is retired. Oblerfly is a handsomest dog on a prowl!! The ladies will like his teeth shining at them in the dark. Plus his bluey eyes of a dreamboat. I will vote for both of them to win it.”

So here’s my question: is Billie for real? Or is Billie Knoxville’s own version of Lazlo Toth?

Jul 22nd, 2008

One Comment to '“Billie” sure has a lot to say'

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  1. Anonymous said,

    Billie has gotten way too much notice. Fool or not.

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