Your Sarah Palin updates

Posted By jake

The details of her life are simply too interesting to not be a news rockstar.

You’ll be happy to know that, despite being a moose hunter, sometimes commercial fisherman, former beauty queen, and former sports reporter, Sarah Palin is not a hacker. All your base are not belong to her.

Sarah Palin is, however, to be a grandmother. Daughter Bristol, 17, and the young man now revealed to be her boyfriend plan to get married.

Bristol’s pregnancy may or may not staunch the rumors young Trig is actually Bristol’s child–I’m going to lean toward ‘no,’ as your typical conspiracy theory is fueled by evidence against it, rather than being deterred. (Keep an eye out for some to try to make hay out of Bristol’s boyfriend’s age, despite the fact that the age of consent in Alaska is 16.) The fact that all this is even buzzing on the Internet is a true sign there’s no insanity like political insanity.

And in what we can only hope will lead to Chuck Norris campaigning for her as he did Mike Huckabee, Sarah Palin has become an Internet phenomenon of little-known facts.

Sep 2nd, 2008

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